Monday, October 20, 2008

Revenge!

The trouble with the web is that, at present, there is no vetting of who is a fit and proper person to be allowed an internet connection. This means that instead of just finding people like me and my friends on it, there are postings from all sorts of horrible oiks who do not respect their betters as they should.

There is a rumour that some people have even been lampooning me! Apart from my distinguished career as a statesman, I also went to a very posh school and came from a long line of local landowners. I do not think that somebody as important as me should have to put up with it.

Fortunately, I can get my revenge. One of my old schoolmates has, surprisingly, turned out to be a very important and influential person on the internet, or so he says. He is even the Gay Rights Expert on a website called Why G*******. He is using the information that he has picked up from the websites he has helped with, to go after the people who have sent me up. I suppose it is against the Data Protection Law, but he went to a very posh school, too, so the Police will not be allowed to charge him. Anyway, if they do not shut up, he will persecute them and get them. And if he screws up and picks on someone too clever or tough for him I can deny it all. I Just Asked for Some One Nice to defend me but I do not officially know if any Maverick supporters of mine are going too far.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've got him nailed!

Wdrain Aalsh said...

Brilliant!

Suck on this JTM!

Anonymous said...

Who is this gay rights person on the web you speak of who is a chum of bozo? It wouldn't be the www.gaymafia_wehaverights2youknow.oik website would it?

Anonymous said...

Did you know Adrian Walsh is JTM

HEHEHEH

Anonymous said...

This is the blogger that data protection are looking into. You really are a fool Alistair.

Alistair said...

Sorry to disappoint you, but this is NOT my blog!

Anonymous said...

And you are the first one to tell everybody about it on the Jersey Forum. No don't worry, everybody else around you just fell out of Christmas Crackers.

Ozo the Bozo said...

Alistair who??? My name is not Alistair.
Although, I probably wouldn't admit it if it were.

Anonymous said...

I think PJ have got more to worry about from Data Protection than any blogger who has put comments on a US-hosted blog!

What a plonker Mr Roberts is.

Anonymous said...

Alistair has nothing to do with this. Jason why are you not posting anymore? Have you told Ozouf about this?

Anonymous said...

What a load of shite this blog is.